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Unbridled paranoia!!
Sunday. 9.3.06 8:40 pm
First there was the terror that was...SUPER VOLCANO! In which scientists, the Discovery Channel and Tom Brokaw all surmise on the inevitable SUPER ERUPTION of the supposed SUPER VOLCANO hinding under the glimmeringly innocent surface of Yellowstone National Park. I've done minutes of agonizing research on this fascinating subject and found several links that support this mostly silly and rather pointless TV movie!

SUPER VOLCANOS AROUND THE WORLD!!

IT'S GONNA BLOW!! AIIIIIIIIIIE!!

The Discovery Channel's Offical SUPER VOLCANO site

So, if that wasn't enough to set your nipples on fire...look out...FOR THE FIRESTORM!!

That's right. Not to be left out of the paranoia parade, A&E has joined the fray with....

DUN

DUN

DUN!!!

FIRESTORM: LAST STAND AT YELLOWSTONE!!

This is a story in which, perhaps after the SUPER ERUPTION!!, Yellowstone National Park catches fire...or something. They can't control it. Things are on fire. There is drama. There is most likely a ruggidly handsome white guy. Probably an impossibly hot chick playing a scientist. They'll probably fall in love but because this is a TV movie there will be no icky love scenes between them, thank god. There'll be lots of hollywood made up "science" talk. And by a series of unlikely circumstances that'd never work in the real world, we'll all be saved. Thank god.

All of this to make us all paranoid about this dangerous world arounds us, so that we won't notice the real dangerous evil shit our government is doing right now.

Yeah, okay. Thanks A&E. Thanks Discovery Channel.

What both these networks fail to see is the REAL danger in Yellowstone National Park.

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That's right. One Yogi Bear.

His rampant theft of pic-ka-nic baskets has gone on unabated for well over forty years. And I ask, when will it end? I call for the resignation of the ineffectual and impotent Ranger Smith, who has done nothing to stop this scourge.

I encourage each and everyone of you out there to write letters of protest to the park istelf.

Yellowstone National Park's official site

Something must be done. OUR VOICES MUST NOT BE SILENCED! WE MUST STOP YOGI BEAR AT ALL COSTS! NO PIC-KA-NIC BASKET LEFT BEHIND!!

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5 Comments.


I love those movies!
The end of the world scenario movies? The yellowstone one on the DC was awesome. Especially the pan-out over the US map at the end. There was one on the National Geographic Channel, it was made like Run, Lola, Run. Wake up, start day, world ends, restart. Wake up, start day, world ends, restart. Repeat until the "major" ending the news is constantly whining about happens. It was really cool.
» ikimashokie on 2006-09-03 08:43:47

I liked Ranger Smith. Its not his fault Yogi was smarter than the average bear.
» Dilated on 2006-09-03 11:00:35

i must have...
fallen asleep and missed that!!!!!!! ahhhh!!!! where's chicken little when you need him! :D
» little-b on 2006-09-04 08:16:28

Hah. I watched it on primetime(or was it 20/20?). It was '10 ways for the world to end'. And we, humans, couldn't stop any (except for global warming). Were they trying to create a global panic?

*shakes head* Crazy...
» Silver-dot- on 2006-09-13 09:37:34

It's not really a problem of getting along, she's a cool person. I'm just annoyed about the room arranging.
» ikimashokie on 2006-09-13 10:23:06

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